I like to poop
I like to poop out my butt
I’m at the door and then guess what?
Grab the leash
’cause we each know how this ends
You wanna get a bag
Grab a bag before I tag the front curb
Do not disturb:
The outside is occupied
I like to squat
I like to sniff around a lot
To find the perfect spot
The very best space
To place some solid waste
No need for haste
I work at my own pace
Now clean it up!
I’m a pup
No thumbs up – got me??
It’s not a waste
If I can leave a little taste behind
All the other pups smell my sign
It’s time to resign
You’re out of your mind if you don’t think
You won’t have an instinct to react
To the message of my puppy tract
To attract some admiration
For my curbside fertilization
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